Personalized Herpetologist Funny Job Gift Women's T-Shirt. Herpetologist Women's T-Shirt - Storm Camo has occupation humor quote that says There are two kinds of people in this world and being a Herpetologist is better than both of them. Classic ladies' styling with a feminine neckline, sleeves and fit. 5.0 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton. Double-needle stitching throughout