Personalized Pilot Funny Job Gift Adult Apron. Pilot Adult Apron - White has occupation humor quote that says There are two kinds of people in this world and being a Pilot is better than both of them. This Full-Length Apron with Pockets is designed for both functionality and comfort. Made from a durable poly/cotton blend, it offers excellent protection against spills and stains, making it ideal for cooking, baking, crafting, and more. The apron features two spacious front pockets, perfect for holding utensils, recipe cards, or other essentials. With adjustable neck straps and waist ties, it ensures a secure and comfortable fit for all body types. Available in a variety of colors to suit your style.