Personalized Retired Bookkeeper Gift (Funny) Women's V-Neck T-Shirt. Retired Bookkeeper Turtle Women's V-Neck T-Shirt - Kelly Green retirement gift with a funny turtle relaxing on the beach. 5.0 oz., 100% pre-shrunk cotton Athletic Heather is 90/10 cotton/polyester 1x1 rib collar with mitered v-neck Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Ladies' fit